What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 00:08
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?